ALRIGHT I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PLACE FOR ONE LUNAR REVOLUTION.

OR I WOULD IF THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS A MOON ANYMORE.

I’M GOING TO GO ATTEMPT TO DROWN MYSELF IN MY RECUPERACOON.

cavalrylancer:

i WAS JUST WONDERING, WHERE YOU ARE, IS ALL,

i HAVEN’T TALKED TO MY KARKAT IN MORE THAN A SWEEP, wELL, i DON’T MEAN MY KARKAT, LIKE BELONGING TO ME, i MEAN, THE KARKAT i KNEW BEFORE i WAS STATIONED OUT HERE?

sO THIS IS, KIND OF LIKE CATCHING UP, FOR ME, kIND OF,

I’M ON A METEOR FLYING THROUGH THE VOID SPACE BEHIND THE ARMPIT OF HELL, AKA THE FURTHEST RING. 

DON’T STRAIN YOUR BRAIN TRYING TO COMPREHEND IT, IT ISN’T WORTH THE EFFORT.

WOW, YEAH, THANKS.  I DIDN’T NEED YOU TO PUT THE IDEA THAT ANY VERSION OF ME WOULD WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU IN THAT KIND OF MANNER INTO MY THINKPAN.  I’M JUST GOING TO TRY AND GOUGE OUT OF MEMORY SPONGES NOW.

ironykind:

japanese is this dumb language that my bro thinks is the shit
no seriously look at these little emotes theyre adorable ok dont insult them

(゜´Д｀゜)

i mean damn look at that i think you hurt the little guys feelings what do you have to say for yourself

no seriously though take a chill pill or something are you ok man are you going to have an aneurysm should i be worried

ANYTHING THAT STEMS FROM YOUR OBTUSE HUMAN CULTURE IS BOUND TO BE DUMB BY DEFINITION. IF HUMANS HAD AN ENTRY IN THE ALTERNIA DICTIONARY THEY WOULD BE THE PICTURE UNDER “DUMB”.  

IN FACT, WHY DON’T I JUST GO AND ADD THAT IN TO A COPY AROUND HERE? 

THE “LITTLE GUY” IS A GROUP OF TEXT.  GOOD TO KNOW YOU’RE FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF YOUR AFOREMENTIONED HUMAN LUSUS AND FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF STUPID TO IDIOTTOWN.

IF I DO HAVE AN ANEURYSM I’LL MAKE SURE TO AIM THE RESULTING GEYSER GRAY MATTER AND FLESH JUICE AT YOU.

cavalrylancer:

wOW, YEAH, THAT’S DEFINITELY YOU, OR, DEFINITELY ONE OF YOU, i GUESS,

i’M STILL A LITTLE CONFUSED, ABOUT HOW ALL OF THIS WORKS THOUGH,

wHICH KARKAT ARE YOU THEN? }:?

I STOPPED CARING HOW IT WORKS. 

IT’S BETTER THAN ARGUING WITH THE GRADUALLY MORE INFURIATING VERSIONS OF MYSELF OVER MEMOS.

I DON’T KNOW?

I’M ME.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY?  YEAH, I’M ABSOLUTELY THE VERSION OF ME WHO IS NOT A COMPLETE JACK UP, AND ALSO DIDN’T DESTROY MOST OF MY OWN CHANCES FOR SUCCESS.

ironykind:

• exsanguinaria started following you

thanks for the follow back vantas that really means a lot here have some shitty japanese emoticon to express how happy this makes me (◕‿◕✿)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JAPANESE IS OR WHAT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE EXCEPT FOR THE DISSECT TOP HALF OF A SQUIDDLE.

I’M GLAD MY SELF INDULGED MASOCHISM APPARENTLY MAKES YOU HAPPY.  NO MATTER WHAT ITERATION OF YOU I ENCOUNTER YOU’RE APPARENTLY AN OBNOXIOUS BULGESHIT.

cavalrylancer:

exsanguinaria started following you

„,kARKAT, IS THAT YOU? i DIDN’T THINK ANYONE i KNEW USED THIS HUMAN TUMBLR, THING,

I AM A KARKAT IN THE GIGANTIC MULTIVERSE OF FAILURES AND SHITHEELS.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE MANAGED TO FIND AT LEAST ONE OF US. 

ON THE DOWNSIDE IT’D TAKE SOMEONE EVEN LESS COMPETENT THAN YOU TO MANAGE NOT TO TRIP OVER SEVERAL KARKATS.

MOST OF THEM ARE INFINITELY WORSE THAN ME WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING, SO COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY.